Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Lau Lim says:
eh auntie this slipper how much arh? my converse one break liao
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
wa this one ah?hmm $5.99 very cheap
Lau Lim says:
eh auntie i only got $5.98. i trade in my spoil slipper can?
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
eh boi i only sell slipper no trade in la . i so poor already. one cent means a lot to me .
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
so how you no money?
Lau Lim says:
i no money. wad u going to do? i can just take and zao
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
wa threaten me?i can call the kenn micro penis gang?what can you do?.
Lau Lim says:
i can call the wen shan china best in everything gang
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
wa boi your that wenshan china best in everything that boi call wenshan my son leh . how?my son will nv whack me
Lau Lim says:
his frens will
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
but my son veri filial he will tell his frens not to.anyway boi don beat about my bush . you no money u buy some cheaper slipper if not just go away
Lau Lim says:
eh auntie tell you what i help u advertise the bra u selling den u give me the slippers free
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
eh all those bra is i steal from the E3 lingerie shop leh.you advertise later the lingerie shop owner see den how?i will get fine you know . its worse
Lau Lim says:
i can blackmail u now u dumbass.
Lau Lim says:
u don give me slippers i tell the whole world u stole the bras
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
wa nb . try blackmail me is it?i can kidnap you now u noe?you are in my shop.HeHeHeHeHe..
Lau Lim says:
you kidnap me i rape you now. you have nowhere to run to in your shop hehehehehehe..
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
oh no . u rape me is it?my husband over dere u tink i scared?
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
his 10inch monster is bigger den urs
Lau Lim says:
the bangla scratching his arm pit with his nose??
Lau Lim says:
alemak i can rape him also
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
no la that one construction worker coming here to buy new boots.
Lau Lim says:
he wroking in the building there got 1 million workers from india there?
Lau Lim says:
u put one handbag from pasar malam they all chiong for it
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
wa i got so valuable ah?wa i feel young so young baby...
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
eh boi don beat about the bush la .
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
you want buy anot
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
no money go away plz
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
u see the long queue of indlans behind you?
Lau Lim says:
eh bong come here help me steal the slippers
ah bong says:
k i snatch the slipper we both zao ubt b4 tat we touch the auntie saggy boobs ok?
Lau Lim says:
aiya set ah
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
wa touch it la . it will only spoil your hands . come on touch it . be a bong
ah bong + Lau Lim says:
1,2,3 CHIONG AH
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
UHHHH
2Star Slipper Auntie says:
UHH BABY SQUEEZE IT HARD.
Lau Lim says:
wa my hand now like new baby one so smooth
Lau Lim says:
eh zao ah
Lau Lim says:
that felt so good
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Monday, October 27, 2008
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:
harlo boi what u wanna buy?
Keith lim cong jin says:nonononono i come here to see what kind of outdated games you sell
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:oh i see very well , what kinds of games u wan .
Keith lim cong jin says:do you have the latest fifa soccer game?
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:oh boi
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:i thought you wanted outdated
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:but
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:its okay
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:i hav the latest fifa 5001
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:$60 only very cheap
Keith lim cong jin says:ahahahahahaha you all so outdated. now i already complete fifa 5002
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:wah boi
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:u so pro ah
Keith lim cong jin says:of cos
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:your fifa 5002 from where one?
Keith lim cong jin says:i buy from my stock broker who ask me buy lehman brudders stocks
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:wa lehman brudders stock ah
Keith lim cong jin says:of cos la only the bst
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:i only invest in the orginal bank of china
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:world class i tell ya
Keith lim cong jin says:you all bardget people.. not like me. got condo got ferrari got latest games dat haven come out
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:no porsche?
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:only ferrari?
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:no banglalow?
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:only condo?
Keith lim cong jin says:porsche outdated la i got porsce model 9999 come out 10 thousand years from now
Keith lim cong jin says:my condo i own the whole block
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:wa
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:i got the limited addition jub jub toy
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:what u hav
Keith lim cong jin says:anah you budget la
Keith lim cong jin says:i got 2 limited edition jub jub toys
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:wow.
Keith lim cong jin says:wad you have?
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:nitendo wii 8005
Keith lim cong jin says:oh i have nintendo wii 8006
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:eh brb la . i nid go piss 15minutes
Keith lim cong jin says:nonono uncle u must stay wif me
Keith lim cong jin says:i want to see what kind of lousy games you have
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:hmm boi
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:u asking for trouble
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:come here and di xiao me
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:i call the police i tell you
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:police.,
Keith lim cong jin says:nonononono no more pork
Guy at lau lim video store (5STAR)Rated by chao mao char kway tiao says:world class forces
Keith lim cong jin says:nono u see my tattoo
Keith lim cong jin says:i in gang you know
Keith lim cong jin says:got free roti prata
Keith lim cong jin says:at rotiprata.blogspot.com
Keith lim cong jin says:EH UNCLE
Keith lim cong jin says:WHERE U GOING
Keith lim cong jin says:U COME BACK HERE
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Monday, October 20, 2008
(LIM SHIRONG WENT TO THE LAN SHOP TO PLAY SOLDIER FRONT. BECAUSE HE CANT BE A REAL SOLDIER AND HE WANTS TO BE OE IN THE VIRTUAL WORLD.
shirong: eh uncle. computer 25 purleaseeee.
lan uncle: huh? why got voices comin frm nowhere? got ghost uh?
shirong: eh i over here lah. at yr knee.lan uncle: ai yo. why got midget came my shop?
shirong: where got midget???? i want see
lan uncle: u lah.shirong: (points the loser sign)
lan uncle: eheh. wad u pointing uh? wait i take bioniculars.
shirong: eh hurry up lah. there got chio bu.
lan uncle: lol. u can only see the knees. how u noe chio bu?
shirong: can jump lah.lan uncle: orh.shirong: so yeah, comp 25 purlease.
lan uncle: okay okay lah.
(shirong went to the comp, and went back to the counter again.)
Shirong: eh uncle.
lan uncle: wad?
shirong: can carry me up the chair?
lan uncle: ai yo. so poor thing lah.
(carried shirong up the chair.)
shirong: wa. so good to feel so tall. at 0.5 meters, i am the world's tallest midget!
(people around starts taking pics of him, the world's tallest midget.)
shirong: wa i so famous already. i feel like i am standing at the top of the world.
(suddenly, one random guy came.)
random guy: eh eh short fuck.
shi rong: yeah?
random guy: my baby taller than you sia. does he break yr record?
shi rong: wa lao. i can thrash you in soldier front lah. i can also spam more blogs than you lor. seehow popular am i. go to OUTakama.blogspot.com lah. see those comments there. so cool.
all characters in these stories related to anyone, living or dead are purely coincidental.
derick.
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Friday, October 17, 2008
Okay , so on thursday me (jerome) , andrew , nicholas ho , pu de , justin and luqman was playing soccer . Then during the last game , the guy shoots --- and hits nicholas ho's bird . Nicholas ho say so pain he dont wan play . Okay . And after that got sec 4 come , den i show nic ho this guy shirt behind write parta and we thought it was prata and laugh like idiots . Then rained come , i think my wallet got wet cause i put on floor , i offered to buy andrew's poker cards for $4.50 and he say okay . I take out a $10 note and show to andrew and i tear by accident . Den he laugh like some fucking dick and den say i loser . I go buy drink from drink shop with the $10 note and the uncle never notice (LOL) . Go to youtube and find derick's umbrella and watch the lame adventures of derick . Derick should be the one posting next time , bye .
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Sunday, October 12, 2008
A Lan Story (insipred by jerome, created by andrew)
retard A: Eh uncle computer 74 and 75 preese
retard B: Eh bong get computer 77, and 79 la. 78 got chio bu
retard A: Dun wan la later cannot screen you!
Lan uncle: oi dey! u all wan to play one anot?
Lan uncle: If not dun come block my view! there got chio bu!
retard A: aiya ok la 77 and 79 preese
retard B: eh wait ah.. uncle! the comp got warcraft anot ah?
Lan uncle: Of course la.. which lan bo warcraft one?
retard B: asking only wad.. nonid guai lan me
Lan uncle: bo guai lan la.. anah anah kin kin kin what comp u all wan? You all holding up the queue la
retard A: anah ok la 77, 79 la
retard B: eh wait... uncle, i got own mouse. dun use ur mouse i pay less can?
Lan uncle: NB YOU ALL WAN PLAY ONE ANOT??!!?
retard B: asking casual question only wad nonid angry la.
Lan uncle: YOU ALL COME HERE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS! YOU SEE THE QUEUE SO LONG! TONIGHT I NONID GO HOME ALREADY LA!
retard B: anah anah ok la 77 and 79 la
Lan uncle: sure?
retard B: Sure
Lan uncle: confirm?
retard B: confirm!
Lan uncle: ok la ok la i on now
retard B: eh wait uncle...
Lan uncle: walau eh T.T SIMI LA
retard B: i bo ez-link leh..
Lan uncle: NVM! NONID EZ-LINK JUST GO!
retard B: kk..
Lan uncle: wa finally..
retard B: Eh uncle.. u talk so much.. now my mother call me go home le. dun wan play already
Lan uncle: WALAU EH! T.T
(retard A and retard B walk out of the lan shop)
retard A: eh.. what just happened ah?
retard B: ._. i also dunno leh... but i've never seen an adult cry like that before
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Saturday, October 11, 2008
Blog Born - About Talking Cock with the talk cock kings
2a JOKERS
- Derick x)
- Andrew >:D
-Jerome :p
-Nicholas :]
-Pude :D
Yesterday , a man in Singapore was released from rehab after 15 months , he went in for smelling other people's armpits . Today , he goes to a physichiatrist for treatment . I wonder wonder wonder what happens .......
Conversation Expected ~
Armpit Man : Hello Doctor !
Doctor : Hey , nice to see you .
Armpit Man : Yes doctor , Long time no see
Doctor : Do you still smell other people's armpits ?
Armpit Man : No doctor , i'm a changed man .
Doctor : Oh lucky today i never put deodorant , so i still got my armpit smell .
Armpit Man : ''Sniff, Sniff''
Doctor : Eh Eh Eh , are you trying to smell my armpit ?
Armpit Man : No lah Doctor, i'm a changed man . Got the onion smell .
Doctor : Ah . Good. Let's talk about something else . Hmm...
Doctor : Do you watch movies ?
Armpit Man : Yes Doctor , I love to watch movies . I bring my girlfriend everyday to watch movies la .
Doctor : (Changing topic quick ) Do you smell her armpit ?
Armpit Man : No la Doctor , i assure you i 'm a changed man la doctor /
Doctor : Ah .. Good . Who's your favourite actor ?
Armpit Man : Er ... Brad Armpitt .. er no .. Brad Pitt
Doctor : eh eh eh .. you like him because his name got pit ?
Armpit Man : No doctor , i assure you , i'm a changed man .
Doctor : Okay Good . Let's talk about another topic . Do you go to the zoo ?
Armpit Man : Ah yes doctor , i always bring my little cousins go to zoo la doctor .
Doctor : (Changing topic quick ) Do you smell their armpits?
Armpit Man : No la Doctor , i'm a changed man
Doctor : Ah good , what's your favourite animal ?
Armpit Man : The Armpit Viper la , er no the pit viper
Doctor : Eh ? You like it because it's name has pit ?
Armpit Man : No la.. Its a beautiful snake . I told you doctor , I'm a changed man .
Doctor : Good good. okay let's talk about another topic . Do you like F1 Races ?
Armpit Man : Yes doctor . When F1 come Singapore i go watch la doctor . I buy the tour ticket i saw Lewis Hamilton la Doctor .
Doctor : Did you smell his armpit ?
Armpit Man : No la Doctor ... I'm a changed man
Doctor : Okay . what is your favourite thing about F1 ?
Armpit Man : Eh .. The armpit stop la doctor , er no , pit stop
Doctor : You like it because got the word armpit is it?
Armpit Man : No la doctor , i'm a changed man la .
Doctor : Okay
Armpit Man : I never smell armpit liao , i smell backside now
Doctor : Huh ?
Armpit Man : No la doctor , i say go outside la . Bye doctor .
Armpit Man : (Soft) Bodoh Doctor . Believe me
~~~~~~~ DONT GARENA WITH CHINA LOSER !!!!!!!!!
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